Rebecca - Pick up the phone! dude, hella good times right there. Remember when we got waisted and egged the kindercare bus? Man, that was great. Hope you get ungrounded soon. Damn you still have my wallet.
Nick - Dude, i still have your black hoody. Your gonna have to come get it, but you gotta watch out, you can get shot in a neighborhood like this. I dont know what to say to you. Bye lesbian.
Nathan - "Sup homie", i swear, i hate when you talk like that. Anyways, hopefully ill get 1st lunch next tri. We gotta hang out more, maybe we can meet somewhere... like... the heritage locker rooms... ha. That was fun. Alright, im done with you.
Tyler - Hey freak. How goes it? Dude im hella getting lazy. I need to get a life. Too bad they dont like sell them at Kmart. That would be rad. Oh, Im sorry bout ripping your $50 in half... actually im not, that was just a lie to make me look like a caring person.damn.
Justin - Hey my turtle boy. Your like my favoritest person in the whole world. I love you so much!! *Hugs and tongue kisses*
Jennifer - Dude you sound just like a fucking chicken, i dont know how you do it, im jealous. Thats so funny that guy sat on the gum at the assembly. what a tard. Ha! Mr. Gilberts gobler! that was hilarious.
Ryan - Hey queer bait. Damn, we are such devious little children. Remember that day we robbed that bank and like turned into Nazis and moved to canada? no? hmm... maybe that was a dream.
Karlen - AWWW DUDE!!! enough said.
Jesse - Ha ha! I finally beat you. The tables are turned and i will always win now. Im really happy we are like "together" now. Your super fucking rad and your my new favorite person. But since we are goin out, you cant be my stalker anymore, it just doesnt work that way. You need to come over again soon so we can move into our castle and make a million babies. Bye hot jesse.
Aaron - Dude, you are way cool. We dont really hang out as much as we used to... im thinkin we probably should. I dont really have anythin else to say to you.
Amanda - Ha, i just recently started talking to you again, but you are a pretty rad chica. We are sooo going to kill Kandi cuz she looks like a man and shes a skank. Dude shes like gonna take aarons virginity, and im gonna smash her face. Lol, ill talk to you later gangster.
Dylan - Damn man, it sucks things are going so shitty for you right now. I wish i could help. Im gonna have to like actually "meet" you. No more drunken phone conversations tho. lol. Later stud.
Kevin aka Roach - Ahhh! i havent seen you for like 35468432 years!! i miss you man, your my best little rocker friend. Call me soon so we can chill. luv ya dude.
Tony - You know, you would be a really rad person if you didnt do so much stupid shit...
